It's time for a new poll

So a while ago in this blog we were discussing a very important "matter". Do you get heavier or lighter when you fart? Since we now have polling technology at our disposal I figured I would turn this one over to the experts - feel free to conduct your own experiments :-). So here is your chance to let us know where you "stand" on the issue (I prefer to stand as far away as possible).

What happens when you fart / pass gas / cut the cheese / make bubbles / butt burp / trouser cough / etc.?
	You get lighter.
	You get heavier.
	Depends on how much "stuff" gets caught by your shorts
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