Officially 5...but can she run for President?

Today the US State department hand delivered Avery's brand spanking new Passport and her Consular Report of Birth Abroad (I think they slang that into CRIBA somehow). I know...what amazing service the US Embassy in San Jose provides!! This means that she has claimed her US citizenship thus making the Cavagnaro clan officially 5 in the eyes of the US Goberment. Don't worry Obama...you will still get us for the same amount of taxes due to the phase-outs on the child tax credit...unlike the Octomom.

Anyway, as proof...here is her passport photo (looks a lot like Payton's) and a picture of her new US Birth Certificate - the famed CRIBA.

I have also attached the State Department letter which accompanied our delivery...really...click it and read it. I would think that Hillary would be proud of the work of Senor Kentucky Royal. I think he deserves a promotion...at a cherry posting...say...something like Malawi?? But seriously...I think this is a hoax. After all it is supposedly signed by someone named John T. Ice...but if you look at the signature it clearly states John S. Ice so I think the whole thing is a sham. I will have to ask Hillary about that sometime...or maybe Senor Stanky since he seems to pretend he knows something about this stuff.

Lastly...as a public announcement. Remember that March 28 is Passport Day in the USA. A little (ok a lot) less exciting than March 14th...but hey...this is the State Department after all...

On Saturday, March 28, the Department of State will celebrate “Passport Day in the USA,” a national outreach event to provide passport information and accept passport applications from U.S. citizens from coast-to-coast and border-to-border. Citizens should check travel.state.gov for official times. For this day only, appointments and expedite fees are not required for those applying at a Passport Agency.